Hey retailer! Need more sales and profits? Try this!

Hey! What happened to the darn freebies? 

In the old days - meaning a couple of years ago, manufacturers and retailers would gives us - the buyers a "FREE GIFT" with their purchases. With inflation rogering our economy and most of the liquidity being sent away into digital boxes in the Swiss Alps, the next strategy to lure in that customer into their store is this.

But unlike the retailers and the bringers of such economic fate, we are throwing in this for you, absolutely FREE!! Because we know how much you love your free gift, since the malls don't offer you bargains anymore.
Cheers.